Week after week of hosting around 300 trivia nights a year, I run into the same stale team names over and over again. From "Team Name" to "We Thought This Was Speed Dating," the amount of sighs I've let out could fill an indoor stadium.
That's why I decided to take it upon myself to come up with 25 new pun-tastic names for your team trivia playing pleasure. Use one of these next time you're stumped for something sharp (and by sharp, let's be honest, probably still pretty obvious). Cheers!
1. Christopher Walken on Sunshine
2. Fleshlight at the End of the Tunnel
3. Winnie the Shit
4. The Wonder Beers
5. Beer and Present Danger
6. Short and Stouts
7. The Secret Ingredient is Beer
8. Momma Said Knock You Up
9. To Infinity and Beyonce
10. An Inconvenient Booth (John Wilkes)
11. I Bro What You Did Last Summer
12. You Can Do It Put Some Crack Into It
13. Fake Newsies
14. Blow My Whistle, Madam
15. 2018 Borat Impression
16. Ted Dancin'
17. Weeble Wobbles Weeble But They Don't Put Out
18. Elon Musky Ass
19. World Star Flip Flops
20. John Lithgow as the Trinity Killer
21. 9021-HO
22. Take the Blue Pilsner
23. Wokeahontas
24. Keg Stand and Deliver
25. Happy Happy Joy Joy Luck Club